1. Wah Kaoz! Sure or not? Got read properly?
2. Wah panic attack…what do I say? Remember to smile and look happy…
3. How come, my reaction not like the drama series,eh? Chow Yun Fatt makes crying seem so easy?
4. My boys can swim! Solid siah!
5. Confirm mine, right?
6. Must be mine lah – I know she lerf me
7. Wah sian man, must oso give up alcohol and cigarettes for the next 9 months?
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8. How do I get her to stop talking? I need panadol
9. (Random thought) I am hungry – what’s for dinner?
10. How long must I wayang? 10 mins enough? Or she want to celebrate longer?
11. How much is baby bonus, ah? I should have been concentrating during 2015 Budget speech
12. Am I still in time for SG 50 baby?
13. Will she still have sex with me?
14. OMG! I am going to be a dad – and it doesn’t get any more shiok than this!
Mums, tell us: What was hubby’s reaction when you told him you were pregnant?
